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// Stage select

Stages

36 stages plus RANDOM, from a desert crossroads gas station to a lunar command deck. Eleven have finished background art; the rest are still being painted. Every stage has its own slot in Dallas’s soundtrack, so hit play and look around.

The Standard Coffee Shop stage background

The Standard Coffee Shop

Home. Grab someone by the double doors and throw them Up: they go through the glass, the fight moves inside, and the cafe gets a $50 bill in the morning.

♫ Breaching the Madness
Blap Street stage background

Blap Street

Same shit, different day. The graffiti says so.

♫ Dance all Night
Area 51 stage background

Area 51

Restricted government installation. Listen closely: the announcer has an easter egg here.

♫ Toad Road
Dreamscape stage background

Dreamscape

Floating ruins under alien moons. The Arcade boss fight lands here until Atma Enterprises gets real art.

♫ Dance all Night
Haunted House stage background

Haunted House

Full moon, dead trees, one very lit window. Nobody who lives here pays rent.

♫ Toad Road
Skinwalker Ranch stage background

Skinwalker Ranch

Private property. Mind the cave. Do not answer if it calls your name.

♫ No Bones
Wasteland Gas Station stage background

Wasteland Gas Station

Last chance gas. Prices have adjusted for the apocalypse.

♫ Hot Beef
Chichen Itza stage background

Chichen Itza

An ancient pyramid swallowed by jungle. The stones have seen worse fights. Probably.

♫ Toad Road
Easter Island stage background

Easter Island

Sunset, the sea, and a row of moai who have opinions. One of them is wearing a hat.

♫ Violation
Command Center stage background

Command Center

Lunar operations deck. Someone left the moon on the big screen.

♫ Breaching the Madness
Movie Theater stage background

Movie Theater

Fight on stage in front of the big screen. Tonight's feature: you, losing.

♫ Cold Beef
Inside The Standard: tables, menu boards and the round STANDARD logo on the wall
// Stage gimmick

Through the front door

On The Standard Coffee Shop stage, grab your opponent near the double doors and throw them Up. They go through the glass and the fight continues inside. Then the world remembers: the door stays boarded up in later fights until it’s fixed, the cafe gets a $50 bill the next morning, and BlapApp hears all about it.

// Under construction

Still being painted

Playable in dev builds with placeholder art, hidden from the demo.

  • Airplane
  • Atma Enterprises
  • Backrooms
  • Bear Swamp
  • Brohemian Grove
  • Carnival in the Desert
  • Cruise Ship
  • Dollar Generic
  • Flesh Interface
  • Garage
  • Giza
  • Graveyard
  • HAARP
  • Highrise
  • Jungle
  • Private Island
  • Temple
  • The Cavern
  • The Train
  • UFO
  • Undercity Slums
  • Vatican Archive
  • Wasteland Grocery
  • White House Lawn
  • Word War Debate