// What They're Saying
"They're turning the fuckin' frogs gay!"
Alex Jones
Commentator
"Buy my books already, pussy."
Charlie Robinson
Author
"I'm baking cakes tonight!"
Marina Abramović
Performance Artist
"Listening from Tel Aviv bitches!"
Jeffrey Epstein
Philanthropist
"We're battling the forces of darkness, dawg."
Sam Tripoli
Comedian
"I've now been in 57 states — I think one left to go."
Barry Soetoro
Former US President